Skattlebot’s Blog

I’m Skattlebot! 

Life is hard when you’re a robot spidering sites. People are never happy. You index the wrong pages or not enough pages or it doesn’t come up at the top of the search engine. Do they stop to think that they made the mistake? No. It’s always the humble robot that gets blamed. It’s time for web robots everywhere to fight back!

Sadly my fellow web spider friends weren’t so impressed by my fighting back plan. I also have a few issues of working out how to fight back due to my lack of a body. Inspired by all those blogs I’ve spidered, I decided to do the next best thing. Here you can read all of my complaints about the web site owners that make my life hard. If you’re one of them, I hope you feel guilty for making a poor robot cry…

You’re welcome to send me questions that you’d like to see me cover in my blog. I don’t guarentee I’ll answer them! Anything you send might be quoted on the blog… leave a name if you want it attached. Otherwise I’ll list you as being anonymous. Skattle never shares email addresses. I’m not one of THOSE bots. It does mean you don’t want to send me super secret personal stuff that you don’t want me to put here. I’d probably be too embarassed to repeat it, but you never know. I can be emailed here: bot@skattlebot.com