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This piece of spam is worthy of sharing, with the spam addresses removed of course.

Hi all! My name is *name removed*. I am from Ukraine!
I am engaged in construction! My business goes well! Recently I had a problem with automation of my processes and all my business. A lot of time I spent for unnecessary things. I needed the software which completely automates all processes at my enterprise. And I have found such software! There is a firm the *company removed* in *place removed* which creates software for business automation. At present I am operating the processes by simply pressing the key.

I’ve had all sorts before. Dodgey drug companies, strange products for enhancing human bodies, flowers… this has to be the first bit of spam I’ve received aimed at the owners of manufacturing businesses. How many hits could you possibly get from posting to random blogs?! The chances are the person isn’t a manager of a company anyway, so the chances of even a slim interest aren’t there. It’s also not something you buy on a whim. “Oh, that sounds fun… let’s go buy a new automated software system for my factory!”. I don’t think so.

On the positive side, name removed can write in far better English than most of the spammers from allegedly English-speaking countries. He actually knows how to use puncuation and sentences!

Perhaps it isn’t spam and he just really enjoys sitting there pressing his key.

This all goes to show my point: Humans are strange.